Thursday, January 3, 2008

I Should Come With A Warning Label

Fragile
Handle With Care
Sharp Edges
Toxic
Dangerous
Flammable
Could Cause Drowsiness, Nausea, Sleeplessness, Irritability, Blurred Vision
Please Read Instruction Manual Thoroughly
May Stain Skin or Clothing
Rated R for Extreme Profanity and Violence

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot one:

Friend





I never skip what you say because I find stuff in it that makes me feel halfway normally abnormal.

Never stop writing because of some person that doesn't know.

Anonymous said...

Gostei muito desse post e seu blog é muito interessante, vou passar por aqui sempre =) Depois dá uma passada lá no meu site, que é sobre o CresceNet, espero que goste. O endereço dele é http://www.provedorcrescenet.com . Um abraço.

Pickled Possum said...

Sweet socky,
I don't know why but I'm smiling at your warning label. It couldn't be further from the truth of the lovely person that is you.

You are loyal, introspective, reflective, humourous, witty, invoking...

and a colouful words never harmed anyone.

Pickled Possum said...

a *few colourful...

Blah, at writing omittively.

Anonymous said...

I haven't told you lately how much I love you.

I'm sorry.

Jennicula said...

How about:

This end up
should not use heavy machinery
open immediately
keep refrigerated
perishable

I picture a pocket SDock. One I would like for my very own.

MissTottenham said...

sdock, you missed out "extremely friendly and skilled in the art of glowstick"

Love you babes.

Andrea said...

Sdock, as usual I love this entry but it leaves me sort of speechless. In a good way. I think you are very insightful and expressive.

Anonymous said...

I didn't even think of that song until you said something. That's damn weird. Wow....freaky.


Thank you for that, Sdock. I won't turn it on you tonight since you don't want me to, but tomorrow, it's on okay?


I saw a bracelet today that said, "Faith-Hope-Love."

I thought about you :)

See you around and I hope whatever's bugging you in your head stops. I hate it when it doesn't shut up.